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20 Reasons
1. Some day your children will consider you to be a miracle working expert and will turn to you for advice.
2. If your child claims that the dog ate his homework you can ask the dog.
3. Your honour student can actually read the bumper sticker that you have put on your car.
4. Your kids recognize that this list is numerically in reverse order.
5. The teacher gets to kiss the principal in the faculty lounge and no one gossips.
6. If your child gets drugs at school it's probably Tylenol.
7. You never have to face the dilemma of whether to take your child's side or the teacher's side in a dispute at school.
8. The only debate about the school lunch program is whose turn it is to cook.
9. Your child will never suffer the embarrassment of group showers after PE.
10. It's better to be slightly concerned about socialisation than very concerned about socialism.
11. If you get caught talking to yourself, you can claim you're having a PTA meeting.
12. You get to change more than diapers, you get to change their minds.
13. Your child will never go to their 20th high school reunion, meet an old flame, and recklessly abandon their marriage.
14. You never have to drive your child's forgotten lunch to school.
15. You can post the Ten Commandments on your school room wall, and you won't get sued.
16. If the principal gives the teacher a bad evaluation, she can stick her icy feet against his legs at night.
17. Your kids never have a reason to think they'll get beat up by a gang at school.
18. Cleaning out the refrigerator can double as chemistry lab.
19. If you can't find matching socks for your child first thing in the morning, who cares?
20. Your kids never tell you that you're a lot dumber than their teacher.
